O.k, so perhaps i have some explaining to do. It turns out that Rachel is not technically a druggie and that may have been a slight exageration. The trouble is, it's been a boring couple of days since i got back from Indianapolis so i fid myself embellishing stories to make them a little more exciting. She has been taking lots of pills though, if that restores any faith you once had in me.

She hadn't been feeling too good over the last few days, and yesterday we finally went to the hospital to sort her out, and they gave her loads of pots of drugs. Orange ones, wierd large white ones and a whole batch or some kind of pain killers. I would like to pretend she's totally doped up and flopping all over not knowing what she's doing but in fact she's just like normal. Shame.

Anyway, she's taken the day off work and this has finally put an end to my sitting around and doing nothing, which is marvelous. It also means that we have sat on the couch and none nothing except watch bad T.V (more on that later) and a lot a lot of films. Being a very opinionated man i'm going to leave a list here with a comment on each, hopefully saving you from having to watch some of the monstorously bad movies that i had to endure.

The Devil's Advocate - Great for those who like the ending to make no sense
The Sweetest Thing - Good for those who like the point of the film to make no sense
Boondock Saints - Perfect for those who have no sense of thier own. If you do, don't watch it.

Clerks - Boring AND in black and white
The Bourne Identity - Not bad but a few grey areas
Die Hard With Avengence - Passes with flying colours

Billy Elliot - Yeah
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Meh
Swingers - Bleuuughh

Love Actually - I actually really liked this one. So i have no sacracstic or derogatory comment. Which feels kind of strange.

And now that i have taken your time to force my opinion onto you i will say but one more thing. American television is not all bad, i have to admit, but a few days ago i saw a T.V program that has left me a broken man. A scared and broken man. Worse still, the program that left me feeling so dirty and violated is in fact designed for small children. It's called Pee Wee's Playhouse.

It features amongst other characters a talking globe, a creppy doll puppet type thing, and a living breathing window. Oh, and of course Pee Wee himself. I have nothing left to say except that any parent who would willingly leave there child in this man's company for half an hour (albeit only T.V company) should be reported immediately to social services. Or, even better taken out back and shot immediately. I can only imagine how many nightmares this man has caused (and at the risk of being sued how many children he has stolen and sacfiriced to his Gods)...